school of hard knoxs

hard_knox @ 2007-06-03T20:32:00

2007-06-04T00:33:43Z

So I'm not dead.

Really.

I'm just exhausted. And frustrated. And, fuck, where is everyone with the booze?

Knoxville Birthday Bash.

2007-03-03T11:41:26Z

JOHNNY KNOXVILLE IS HAVING A HUGE FREAKIN' PARTY.
The bastard is getting old and senile. He's turning 35. SWEET GOD.

And yeah, you're all invited.

Date -> March 11th, 2007
Place -> Fort Knoxville, Knoxville, Tenessee
Time -> 10:00 PM Eastern
What to bring? -> BOOZE. lol...or anything...
R.S.V.P. -> Reply here, beeetches.

{ooc shizzle} -> it'll be like, a huge group chat thingy. so if you want your character to be there, just post an rsvp mabober and their sn. simple! oh yeah, i may have to change the date - depends on what time i get home from ottawa on that day. anywhoodles, it's a freakin' party!

hard_knox @ 2007-02-27T17:57:00

2007-02-28T02:00:03Z

So a fucking chicken with it's head cut off has absolutely nothing on me.

Seriously.

Emmy and I have been so busy lately - production for her album has been shipped down here to LA, and I'm working at my own production company...so we're pretty much home to eat and sleep. Star, that dog is a damn saint - she puts up with our busy schedules. She's a good beastie, that one.

So yeah, we've hired a wedding planner. Because of my lack of motivation or skills? Probably...though, Emmy seems more organized in regards to my life than I am. God I love that woman.

So yeah, that's why I haven't been around - there's been, like, no spare time lately...

BTW, news on the Knoxville Birthday Bash soon. \m/_

hard_knox @ 2007-02-14T07:36:00

2007-02-14T16:24:24Z

"Evenstar"

So I broke down and got Emmy this 8 month old German Shephard female. I think they already get along really well; Star and Emmy have bonded already. I figured that Emmy could use a companion when she's away, so Star is perfect. I fucking love this dog, too; so she's more like our kid than anything. :P

and i love you...

2007-02-14T02:40:31Z

to emmy. you're fucking amazing.

Like red on a rose
When your lips first smiled at me
I was captured instantly
To each his own

Like blue in the sky
The gaze of your willing eyes
Touched something deep inside
The truth be known

That I love you
like all little children love pennies
And I love you cause
I know that I can't do anything wrong
You're where I belong
Like red on a rose

And I love you like
all little children love pennies
And I love you like
good times of which I've known many
And I love you cause
I know you give me a heart of my own
You make my blood flow
Like red on a rose

- alan jackson, red on a rose

<3333333,
your jackass.

hard_knox @ 2007-02-10T14:08:00

2007-02-11T05:05:34Z

The King has taken a Queen.

You read it right; Knoxville is engaged.

Wednesday night, I took Emmy out to dinner. Some fancy little place I've known about for the while on the beach. It's quiet, secluded. Pretty damn sweet.

So yeah, I knew Lucia Micarelli was in town, and I know Emmy's a fan of hers. So I called Lucia up [We go back about...two months?], and she was more than happy to be the oh-so-romantic violinist.

I felt so fucking cheesy, but hey, Knoxville can be a romantic too.

Anyways, we have no idea when and where the wedding is going to be. At least, we haven't finalized everything; we're keeping it on the D.L. for a bit, just so everything can be settled. As Ehren always says, 'Safety first!'

Oh, and I'll be inviting ya'll to my birthday extravaganza soon. Fort Knoxville is going to rock.

But I've gotta skidaddle; time to pick up Emmy at the studio.

hard_knox @ 2007-02-01T19:47:00

2007-02-02T03:50:22Z

Is it bad that I'm comparing my singing to my girlfriends?

I fucking think so.

Hmm, lets think; Best Of Times vs. Phantom Of The Opera.

I think Emmy wins.

Damn you, woman.

But I still love you <3

Fuck this.

2007-01-29T17:12:53Z

I fucking hate being sick. It sucks. A lot. This has been the first day in three I've been able to haul my ass out of bed, go outside, and do something.

Emmy drove my sorry ass to the hospital the other day after I was up half the night feeling like I'd been shot in the stomach. The doctor said I was just overtired, so ordered me to come back home and sleep and relax for a few days.

And I fucking hate that.

But yeah, Mom and Emmy have made sure I ain't going nowhere. Thanks for the care, ladies.

But today I'm up and at 'er. The offer was accepted on that Ranch that I put one in on last week, and we're going to see it today.

Henceforth, it is being called Fort Knoxville.
Take that, Bam.

hard_knox @ 2007-01-25T09:59:00

2007-01-25T18:12:42Z

I think I'm fucking crazy.

I knew I was before, but now I'm really confirming it. I think it started by being knocked in the head a few to many times throughout the years...

And if buying a $3,000,000 ranch in the Middle Of Fucking Nowhere, Tenessee doesn't constitute as crazy, I don't know what is.

I brought Emmy down to Tenessee with me this morning to meet my parents and my daughter, Madison. She also came to help me look at ranches/farms to make sure I didn't spend too much money; that woman keeps me somewhat sane. God love her for that. Anyways, we took Madison with us to this ranch about an hour outside of Knoxville: 240 acres of pure fucking awesomeness. It's got a 10 stall barn, and a 3,750 square foot log cabin castle hybrid, a private lake, a private forest, and a kickass indoor/outdoor pool.

Madison loved it. Emmy loved it. And I did too. I put in the offer right then and there.

Call me fucking nuts, because I am.

And God love Emmy for putting up with me...and Madison, too.

I haven't been home in a while, either. My mother practically jumped me as soon as I stepped into the terminal at the airport, then she went on to nearly topple poor Emmy with hugs; I felt for her, I really did...I think my mom is growing senile with old age. She brought Dad and Maddy with her; Dad gave me a good ol' slap on the back, and Maddy jumped me like Mom did Emmy. Maddy and Emmy didn't stop talking until we got to the house...and now they haven't stopped singing. Oh well; it's great to be chillin' with the family again.

[If only Bam could see this place I put an offer in for; it'd knock Castle Bam right outta the water!]

hard_knox @ 2007-01-21T10:24:00

2007-01-21T18:26:10Z

hard_knox @ 2007-01-18T18:45:00

2007-01-19T02:55:07Z

Alright, so, today I decided to go out on the town. To do what? Not to sure, but what I did end up doing was mighty interesting.

I was down on one of those crazy New York strip streets...you know, the ones with all the theme stores? Anyways, I was thinking about going into a music store and browsing for some vinyl for the good ol' collection, and I ran into this girl.

So we started talking. Emmy's awesome; I've seen a few of her movies and I liked them, and she's also really friendly. We went to coffee, then for some drinks (No worries, after happy hour!), and just hung out. The past few days I've spent with Emmy have been pretty sweet; I met her parents, scared her a bit, and today we hung out with the rest of the guys (Thanks for faceplanting me at the skatepark, Bam...you asshole). I think she's taken a bit of a liking to our foolishness and fun...maybe we'll get her to try something next time she's out with us.

Ems seems to think that riding horses will put me ahead of the other guys...so she's trying to teach me. Only time will tell if good ol' Knoxville excells at this. Well, at least I know that if I fall off, it can't hurt as bad as getting the shit kicked out of me by a bull.

Anyways, I've got to get going...I smell like horses...gnarly.

Rock On.

- King Knoxville

New York, New York!

2007-01-15T19:51:50Z

I fucking love this town.

So much that I've decided to get an apartment here. Expect to see my around...I'm checking out all the party spots in the next few days.

Anyone wanting to do stupid shit should let me know.

Anyone having a party should also let me know.

Rock out.